This post comes from our old blog (check it out here) from Cory, a well-read if not exactly optimistic soul, posted in June 2008.

I recently read a book entitled “The Drunkard’s Walk: How Randomness Rules Our Lives” by Leonard Mlodinow, who was co-author with Stephen Hawking on one of his many books about the great cosmos. The title refers to a pattern that molecules follow when they’re bouncing around and how despite it’s erratic look, it’s actually a fairly predictable movement when you take into account all the natural laws and mathematics that govern supposedly random behaviours.

The basic gist of the book was this: ability and talent are pretty much irrelevancies-successes and failures in any arena follow a simple probability. Life is pretty much a coin flip either way and the outcome is pretty much unknown. It could be heads or tails. a film could bomb or be a huge hit. stock X could make you a ton of money or bankrupt you. There’s no way to truly know. But the way people are wired to assess means we *think* that these things are predictable and that there are reasons beyond randomness for the success of Energy Drink “a” over Energy Drink “B”, for instance. What really works in these trials isn’t as mentioned above necessarily talent or ability but simple perseverance. Keep trying and you’ll succeed. The simple law of probability guarantees it.

Leonard Mlodinow, author of "The Drunkard's Walk: How Randomness Rules Our Lives"

So what does this have to do with wine ratings? well, Leonard Mlodinow, besides being a mathematician, is also a wine geek and he devotes one of the chapters in the book to the example of wine ratings. He discusses the creation of the 100 point scale that virtually every wine publication now employs to judge its wines and how inherently flawed that sytem is, based on one really simple fact: your tastes are different from anyone else’s. Your opinion of any wine is just as valid as any magazine’s.

He cites a nice example of how one magazine named Wine X (i forget the actual wine) their absolute best wine of the year and and awarded it a 100 point score but a rival publication named Wine X one of their absolute WORST wines of that year, awarded a mere 32 points or so (which is an abyssmal score, BTW). Same wine, same year, same everything, ASIDE from the panel of people assessing the wine’s supposed quality. If it truly was an “exceptional” wine, then the scores SHOULD have been the exact same across the board (in every wine magazine that rated it.) But there were tremendous disparities.

The sad part of this is that as a society of consumers, we need those ratings to feel like we’re making the “right” choice. I see this so many times. People are afraid to buy something that isn’t well-reviewed, or are really afraid that there’s a huge difference in quality between a chardonnay that scored 90 points and one that got, say, only an 88. But there isn’t. I used to think that way as well. If someone tells you something is good, you’re more inclined to think that way as well. Simple psychology, simple human communication.

But we need to throw that way of thinking away. It’s defeatist. YOU know what YOU like better than anyone else. We can’t be afraid to try new things. It’s hit and miss, like tossing a coin. sometimes you’ll like the weird $8 wine that catches your eye, sometimes you’ll despise it. You might end up pouring out the $85 bottle you bought and going with a $10 “backup” that you had on the rack ( i’ve done this myself!) When i help people with wines these days i always try to impart the fact that tastes are radically different and unique, and that a wine that i love may be a wine that you end up hating, and vice versa. I try to make people aware of that and hopefully to have a little more confidence in just trying something to try it. Reinforcement of YOUR opinion isn’t really all that important, because it’s YOUR opinion.

don’t be afraid. the magazines and the ratings aren’t the law. they’re almost nonexistent.

heads or tails. yes or no.

I met up with a former professor earlier this week at the Winzerstube downtown Hudson, WI (note to all: they are amongst the only bars I’ve been to with KOSTRITZER on tap in the area. Check it out). As I devoured my delish black bier, known to be popular with the ladies for its eminent, velvety smoothness, my extremely urbane and well-traveled professor commented on his favorite beer of all time.

Now, this professor is Czech (i.e. the nationality with the highest beer consumption per capita in the world) and has tasted many beers in his day–so, as with matters related to literature, travel and liquor, I listened carefully.

“I’ve never seen it in America,” he began. “It’s all over eastern continental Europe, and I found it again at Dalkeith in Scotland.

“It’ll surprise you to find out…it’s not Czech or German. It’s Polish, and it’s called  Żywiec” (find out how to pronounce it here).

http://media.photobucket.com/image/how%20to%20pronounce%20%2525C5%2525BBywiec/mcsmithfl/zywiec.jpg

It was with a little bit of hesitation and a lot of smugness that I answered, “Oh…spelled Z-Y-W-I-E-C? We have it 2 miles away…at Chicone’s.”

Z-Y-W-I-E-C has been brewed since 1856, originally by Archduke Albert, Duke of Teschen and his younger brother Karl Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria–it’s the Hapsburg crest and name that you still see on marketing for the beer (sans the ‘Hapsburg lip’…).

In addition, Żywiec  has won numerous awards including a Gold Medal at the 2007 World Beer Championships. They also seem to host quite a few events across the country–see their site–but none in my neck of the woods, alas. Not all of us are as privileged as the world of academia, with their sabbaticals and conferences and whatnot (jk, jk academics).

Needless to say, my professor was pretty astounded that Chicone’s Liquor Mart carried such an ‘illustrious’ brand. I think we need a new slogan:

Chicone’s Liquor Mart:

Bringing people and cultures together for over 25 years

Stillwater, Minn. — The laid-back style of downtown’s Ruby Begonia’s is an refreshing undertone amidst what amounts to a manic (and generally pretentious) downtown bar scene in Stillwater.  The second level is a chill, relaxing atmosphere, with blues-folk music and deep sink-into-the cushions couches,  and delicious high-end, high-quality cocktails.

St ~ Germain Liqueur

It was here that I had my first taste of St. Germain, product of France.  It’s an all-natural artisanal liqueur made from elderflowers.  With the low sugar content, I was expecting something herbal-y, a la Escorial. The taste is much lighter and citrus, simple yet complex, quite literally the embodiment of “je ne sais quoi.”

Ruby Begonia’s served it up in a martini called “The Atomic:”  St. Germain with Grey Goose, topped with a touch of champagne.  Their website has more concoctions, which I’m more than content to try, slowly sinking into a couch downtown Stillwater.

St. Germain is available at Chicone’s Liquor Mart, just across the Mississippi River and off I-94 in Hudson, WI.   In case you need more convincing, check this outstanding write-up of this outstanding product.

When we say rum, most people say Bacardi. It’s by far the top-selling rum in the continental USA.  Is it well-deserved? Well, some say yes, some say no. What we can say is that while Bacardi is the go-to name for Puerto Rican rum…the Puerto Ricans choose another rum. Chicone’s is proud to be one of the few carriers of this rum in the region: DON Q.

“Don Q” takes its name from the legend of Don Quixote, Man of La Mancha, and has been produced in Puerto Rico since 1865. Their history–as said on the website

And that’s the way we like it. In 1861, Don Sebastian Serralles founded the Hacedita Mercedita sugar cane plantation; four years later, his son, Don Juan Serralles, produced the first casks of DonQ rum from his father’s sugar cane. Since that day, our family has been distilling rum, continually improving our process in pursuit of the finest-quality spirit, in the town of Ponce, Puerto Rico.

And yes, if you were wondering, we have a castle. Come visit us any time.

An added bonus is that the Don Q distillery is almost entirely green, converting the massive amounts of wastewater created in the rum-making process into alternate energy sources, recycle bio-solids, and to irrigate their fields.  They’re also giving back to their consumers by producing ‘ladydata,’ compilations of surveys taken by women about men (Question 1: How often should men change their underwear? 58% said “…seriously?”

Chicone’s Liquor Mart is one of the only places in the upper midwest to purchase Don Q rum. Stop in and chat soon.

We’ve all had our run-ins with Jagermeister…and for me, I can barely *smell* the pungent anise without wanting to hurl (this also goes for Red Bull…the first half of my 21st birthday was spent slammin’ jag bombs; the second was tasting them come back up).

Which made me a little leery of a honey jagermeister–Bärenjäger–but its soft, wine cask-y casing put me at ease, as did the golden color (no  heavy blackness and residual anise smell).  And the taste? Phenomenal–sweet but not syrup-y or overly sugar-y, with a nice consistency that makes it ideal to drink alone or mix.

History
The word ‘Bärenjäger’ means bear hunter in German.  In medieval times, bear hunters would protect their families by enticing the bears with  meschkinnes. Meschkinnes is a mead-like moonshine made by bee keepers and farmers which was irresistible to bears and humans alike.

In the 15th  century, the Teucke and Konig Bear Trap Company created the first professionally produced meschkiness: Bärenjäger. And it’ s still made with natural ingredients using the same methods.

Bärenfang?
Bärenfang and Bärenjäger are the same thing (translation-wise, the first means “bear trap”). Referring to all German honey-flavored vodka-based liqueur as Bärenjäger is like referring to all tissues as Kleenex.

Since variations on the basic recipe and ingredients are readily available, many people make their own.  Most use vodka as a base, but Everclear is another popular alternative.

For recipes using Bärenjäger, check out their website.  They’re all good…except for the the Red Bären, which calls for Red Bull. There’s just some experiences that can’t be erased.

One of the greatest things about living close to a major metropolitan area (i.e. the Twin Cities in MN–right across the river) is that it seems like the smaller, outlying suburbs work *that* much harder to present unique & outstanding services…particularly when it comes to food.  So for Chicone’s Liquor Mart’s holiday party, we picked one of the greatest Italian restaurants in the area: Mama Maria’s, located in North Hudson, WI.

The food was GREAT–naturally–but there was a wine that stood out so much that we had to bring it into the store, and now into the limelight.

Cantina Zaccagnini Montepulciano d'Abruzzo

Cantina Zaccagnini Montepulciano d’Abruzzo is from Pescara, located on the what would be the back of the calf of Italy’s boot (or for you geography sticklers, on the Adriatic coast).

What struck us about this wine was the quality/price ration. It’s a great, versatile red that is truly representative of its region; and with a price of under $20, it’s easily affordable.  Check out the winemaker’s notes at the bottom of the page for a precise description.

Oh, and what’s up with the twig tied to every bottle? I’m not sure–the website didn’t specify, so let’s just start the rumor that each twig is ceremoniously broken from a grape vine that has been blessed by the past 8 popes.  And the grape vine sprang to into being after the blood from an innocent girl was spilled in that place.  That’ll do.

Winemaker’s notes: Intense violet robe. Aromas of plums and ripe blackberry. Each sip delivers a mouthful of ripe berries, leather and black pepper with subtle hints of oregano, dried herbs, and a touch of vanilla; all leading to a dry, supple finish.

Sofie::Matilda::Pere Jacques

Goose Island Belgians in stock as of 9.7.09

We have great relationship with Goose Island and their rep, Jory Hanson, who always makes the extra effort to do tastings, dinners, and any other gimmick we can come up with to promote his beers.

For those of you unfamiliar with this Chicago brew, Goose Island began brewing in 1988, when the craft brew-style was still fairly underground.  Today, Goose Island has expanded into 2 brewpubs, over 50 different styles and exports to 15 states and the United Kingdom.

The 3 beers we’re showcasing today–Matilda, Pere Jacques, and Sofie–are fairly new to Chicone’s.  All 3 are variations on traditional Belgian styles and subscribe to the Belgian theory on beer–meaning that presentation is just as important as taste, and each can be “cellared” (recommended flavor is 5 years).  For more on Belgians and other styles, check out our site.

Each description comes from Goose Island’s website:

M  A T I L D A
“Wild in character, with a slightly fruity aroma and a spicy yeast flavor that is as unique as it is satisfying – Matilda is an intriguing choice for beer and wine lovers alike. Dry and quenching, it’s the perfect accompaniment at the dining table or for casually socializing at the bar.”

S O F I E
“Fermented with wild yeasts and aged in wine barrels with orange peel, Sofie is a tart, dry, sparkling ale. A subtle, spicy white pepper note, a hint of citrus from the orange peel and a creamy vanilla finish make Sofie an intriguing choice for Champagne drinkers and beer drinkers who are fond of Belgian Saisons.”

P E R E   J A C Q U E S
Brewed with loads of malt and Belgian yeast, Pere Jacques is a wonderfully fruity, malty ale. Pere Jacques’ complex flavors stand shoulder to shoulder with the Belgian Dubbels enjoyed in the world’s finest beer bars. At the dining table it’s the perfect alternative to a glass of vintage port.”

Chicone’s Liquor Mart and The Historic Afton House Inn are pleased to present the 2009 Vineyards on the Croix Cruise

.: Where Wine is the New Water :.

It’s something of a tradition–the unofficial wine cruise always start at Pier 500 in Hudson, WI because of their sweet patio and tiki bar, ie ideal perfect meeting grounds to “pre-boat,” if you will.  Particularly with the happy hour special of $2 taps.

Afton*Hudson Cruise Lines provides the esteemed Grand Duchess, our worthy vessel with three floors of wine tasting awesomeness.  Over a hundred bottles are spread within feet of each other, and glass in hand, guests sampled table by table, bottle by bottle. The stairs make for a nice obstacle.

The food is prepared and served by The Historic Afton House Inn.  The spread begins and ends at the buffet, with appetizers laid out when guests board and then a seated dinner, followed by trays of desserts.  Naturally, the best part is self-pairing…sometimes lots of tasting is ideal.

You know you're loved when you make the sign at The Agave Kitchen

You know you're loved when you make the sign at The Agave Kitchen

The easiest post-boat stumbling is back to Pier 500. Following that is the Bullpen Cantina of the Agave Kitchen up the block.  The major draw of the Bullpen Cantina is the drink specials: 241s on everything…as long as you call it (ie specify Crown & coke; a whiskey coke will get you a $5 rail). They also have 1/2 off appetizers, and while all the apps are delish, my personal favorite: pork nachos with lots-0-Santa Fe ranch.  Pretty sure my mouth is watering right now. The party disperses after this; some leave, most head to Dick’s or Ellie’s for the more after-bar crowd….gotta love Wisconsin’s “open til close” policy!

Usually a 2-night event, this year’s cruise was condensed to one night in a nod to the economic climate (and last year’s less-than-stellar turnout over the 2 nights). While the wines and crowd varies year to year, the party quotient never changes.

The past two years we’ve been lucky to have a beer tables (hosted by Merchants du Vin, with their awesome portfolio of specialties), and the 2009 cruise welcomed the inimitable Beer Wench of the renowned Beer Wench blog. Beer Wench (or “Wenchie”) assisted in pouring and tasting and, we hope, had a great time tasting!

The first thing that jumps out at you about the new Summit “Unchained” release is the packaging. Sleek and simple, the natural look of the hand-stamped box is telling of the theory behind the new triannual, limited-release beers, which appear in stores next week. A traditional German Style Kölsch kicks off the collection.

The brew is smooth and clean with a lingering bitterness. Considered a session beer (meaning you should drink a few more than two), it pairs well with both the lingering heat of the summer and bratwurst on the grill. (If you’re feeling truly adventurous, head to Kramarczuk’s and pair up your Kölsch with some blood sausage.)

Read More…

Shared via AddThis

Two things I enjoy in this world: beer, and a good story. Put the two together, and they make a great night of drinking and conversation.  Thus, the combination of my two likes equals a love for the newly-acquired Milwaukee Brewing Company beers–Louie’s Demise, Flaming Damsel, and Pullchain Pail Ale–which are all named for inextricably linked stories.

Louie’s Demise

Louie's Demise

Louie's Demise

The story, as posted on http://www.milwaukeebrewingco.com/ is pretty simple: in Sheboygan, WI, Uncle Louie was clunked over the head with a beer mug and killed. Why? Nobody knows for sure.  The uncertainty in the story is why it keeps popping up, and this air of mystery lends itself well enough to this complex amber ale. Drink up and come up with your own suppositions in Louie’s memory.

Pullchain Pail Ale

Pullchain Pail Ale

Pullchain Pail Ale

It’s a time-tested fact that beer *can be* safer than water–ask anyone who’s suffered from Montezuma’s Revenge–but it’s definitely true that from the Sumerians to today, beer refreshes. Period. Factory supervisors used to “pull the chain” in old-time Milwaukee’s founding factories for the mandated beer break, with the beer brought ’round in pails.  Pullchain Pail Ale is a hearty, hoppy thank-you to those who established Milwaukee’s trade–beer and business.

Flaming Damsel

Flaming Damsel

Flaming Damsel

Milwaukee’s history as a beer-guzzling German town isn’t too far behind them–and this beer pays tribute to those biergartens of old that sought to out-do the other in entertainment. The Flaming Damsel was a woman who lit herself on fire, and dived 40 feet into a pool to douse herself at Luedemann’s. This beer is made in accordance to the strict German purity laws, and is as smooth as her submersive dive. While nobody seems to know exactly what happened to the Flaming Damsel, but in Milwaukee Brewing Co.’s words, here’s to Milwaukee’s first extreme sportist.

Next Page »